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THIS - is Gun Control


TAGS: guns illegals
Rating: 4.03/5

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Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:03 am
this poster is 3 years old, with 60 other comments.. I think the subject has been covered adequately
tugtramp - August 20, 2012, 5:53 am
Butte Sheriff John Walsh told the Montana Standard "This Never Happened"
Buzzramjet - August 20, 2012, 1:53 am
Ever wonder why gun nuts have to make up stories to justify their guns? Nothing wrong with owning guns so why lie and make up idiocy like this?
pzykosiz - April 29, 2011, 12:00 am
it kind of a shame he's not around to hear that
Sean - April 28, 2011, 11:46 pm
Oh yeah?!!! LogicDude. You take that back!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am
policy would be to build an effective barrier and kick out the illegals. That allows more room for legal immigration which is good for the US. Is it right that folks who follow the law should not be allowed in because some ass jumped the fence? No.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Having about 33% of our prison systems filled with illegals isn't anecdotal. True the hard evidence is hard to come by because we can't track them since they broke the law by coming here or staying beyond their VISAs. A legitimate advancement of social
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:02 pm
Like the uselessness of anecdotal "evidence" when it comes to legitmately advancing social policy.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
people to shoot at and it ends up distracting from the issues that need to be addressed.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
Sean, I thought the discussion went on to the topics. However, constrained to this story: I think that creating a false story diminishes the validity of the very real problems the story is trying to draw attention to. Falsehoods just create a target for
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:03 pm
In that case sean, the author should have made the villians bacon stealing zombies. That'd get everyone's attention!!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 1:05 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:31 am
intended, not whether or not the intended audience is xenophobic. Please keep that straight.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:30 am
Thanks WTFO, but they addes that additional made up detail to make the story extra scary to those they thought would be extra scared of illegal immigrants. All of your verbiage cannot change that. And I'm talking about what the author of this myth ...
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
Canada is when Americans cross illegally and place a strain on your system.
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
definition, because their very entry into this country was a crime. Again, I don't defend a made up story, but concern over illegals in the US is a valid issue that hasn't been addressed properly. After the left destroy the US, we'll see how welcoming
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:53 pm
people in the US don't fear immigration but welcome it. This debate is about illegal immigrants, which is vastly different. The people you incorrectly identify as xenophobes actually just want our immigration laws obeyed. Illegals aliens are criminals by
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:51 pm
Interesting choice of words, Sean. xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners. That is a complete distortion the media uses regarding the illegal immigration debate. If you've bought into that, then let me shed the light of truth on the argument. Most
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm
I must agree with Sean here. Labeling them "criminals" would have been enough. Bringing up their immigration status is a cheap shot.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:56 pm
And calling them black would have be too obvious a tactic, these days.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:55 pm
The vast majority of murders in America are committed by Americans. The made-up superfluous detail of their immigration status is a deliberate act to pander to the xenophobia of the intended audience.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 11:54 pm
Sean, I already agreed that this story isn't factual. Yes, it raises 2 points 1) pro 2nd Amendment, and 2) anti-illegal immigration. Both are valid view-points. A google search on San Francisco and murder committed by illegals gives you answers of why.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:56 pm
AIRMAN Current master of the snopesifake. *snickers*
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:54 pm
LD ... neve happy unless he's fighting a war on two fronts.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:52 pm
*cop shop (no bad pun intended)
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
run down to the cap shop to report near-crimes.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
The parent is "aiming," the kid is discharging at random. To me the whole question is pretty much empirical. Scaring off would be assailants is a huge consideration as well and one that's very hard to get good data on. For starters, people don't ...
Bah - November 20, 2009, 6:10 pm
Sean - as long as you'll include the shooting of intruders without complaint as well, you won't hear many complaints from conservatives about "weeding", as you put it. Any parent that doesn't teach their kids gun control is aiming for a Darwin Award.
MustyK - November 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
Well done Airman. 5 furry-ones for the little girl !!
fred - November 20, 2009, 4:27 pm
In the US, how many thousands are shot by their own family? You come across as a frightened, conspiracy nut, retard.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
and the slide is locked back or the cylinder is open or the receiver is open and the magazine out, unless that gun is in small pieces it is loaded. I have followed his rules for 30yrs and have yet to have an AD incident.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Ya know, I love guns. Have since I was small. My granddaddy had 2 very simple rules for gun handling. Rule 1, Never point a gun at anyone unless you are gonna kill them right then and there. Rule 2, Guns are always loaded, even if you just unloaded it
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:54 pm
I don't have any problems with that, it's just not for me.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:37 pm
during deer season two years ago
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:36 pm
I'm a gun nut, as are most people out here. and the only gun accident that happend out here was an american tourist shooting his friend
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I'm also not the gun nut that my step-dad is. Figure a hunting rifle, duty pistol, varmint rifle and a shotgun is about all I need. I'd like a concealable weapon, but the truth is, I'd use a laptop a whole lot more.
Airman - November 20, 2009, 1:20 pm
I should have snoped it, but I didn't. but i agree with Canada. Actually, I'm enjoying the discussions. FYI, I don't even own a gun. My dad has 4 families share
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:11 pm
Oh Sean...if only you didn't have the US as a buffer between Canada and Mexico! THEN you would understand our xenophobia. Of course to Mexicans I say "if only you didn't have us to buffer you from Canada" but that's best left for another day.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:07 pm
Of course anecdotal evidence is useless for this kind of a debate to begin with.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
the tale's other agenda.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
No one ever said this story couldn't be true, WTFO. And in fact I called for more kids to be left home alone with more guns. Strange how you let that pass without comment. But the fear-mongering part of it -- two illegal aliens!!!! -- tips us off to
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 12:51 pm
I was wondering why I hadn't heard about this. Turns out Snopes says it never happened, at least not in Butte, not on that date.
boeweizer - November 20, 2009, 11:24 am
ok so they're illegal immagrants and in montana does that make them canadian? sure that have spanish sounding names but idk i think they're canandian
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:11 am
Landing right in the middle. Anyone know where I could dig up numbers on children killed by the parents guns vs intruders killed by armed home owners? I'm a big fan of the 2nd Amendment, Armed citizens discourage government zeal. Just curious on the #s
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 2:34 am
This particular story might not be true but the message is sweet. 5L
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:55 am
It does feel good to let loose with a solid 3 pane rant. Once in a while, you need to confront insanity with facts or you'll fall prey to the stress. Don't get addicted like me though. People start to get pissy. HA. Night, Bone.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:19 am
Well now that my heart is beating like a SOB I think I should hit the sac...night all.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Christ almighty that's my first 3 panel rant *sigh*...but damn it felt good!
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:11 am
Irony WTFO, just pure irony!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:09 am
BTW, well said Bone.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:08 am
intruders into their homes. One, a 17 yr old who killed 2 of 4 armed home invaders. The other, an 11 yr old boy who killed 2 home invaders with a .22-caliber rifle. Seems the same point intended from the above story is exemplified by your proof its false.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
Solidarity forever comrade BoneCD!!!!!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
It's hilarious to me that so many of you cited snopes for this story. It is absolutely true that the story above isn't supported by facts. However, in the exact link you post to discredit the thought, there are 2 stories of kids shooting and killing
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:59 pm
The rest of your arguments are all bull sh1t...and yes, this story is all bull shit.
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:57 pm
rubber banded to it just in case someone tries to pull a "In Cold Blood" on me. 5. I have a right to keep and bare arms to keep the federal gov from taking over!
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
1. Gun control only limits the number of guns for law abiding citizens...not criminals. 2. more than half the deaths that you read in statistics are from suicide. 3. Conceal carry in FLA cut crime by 1/3rd. 4. I have a shotgun with 4 shells (cont)
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Conservatives don't leave any publicity venue unused.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 19, 2009, 10:25 pm
So not only was this a wordyfake, but it wasn't even true and was really a politifake in disguise? This kind of thing would be perfect for the forum, not for making a poster.
kato_eclipse - November 19, 2009, 9:54 pm
You should know its fake because the guy never mentioned FOX. Its a made up story to prove a useless point. Although Everyone needs a gun as well as a fire extinguisher. Emergencies are a way of life. http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.a
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:17 pm
*firearms
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
loaded furearms. Let the herd cull the herd, so to speak.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
So this is a myth, but one that feels the need to identify the thugs as illegal aliens. Like their immigration status is at all relevant. Though of course I happen to think that there aren't enough kids left alone in houses with readily available
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 8:52 pm
Sure. But why was an 11 year old left at home alone in the first place?
Derek - November 19, 2009, 7:27 pm
That, was pro-gun propaganda, and a myth. www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp Got to be suspicious when the brand name of the firearm is mentioned and when it's not in the mainstream news.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:24 pm
Cool Motifake and I agree with the sentiment but story is not true. Check it out at www.snopes.com http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp
Reason - November 19, 2009, 7:22 pm
thats awesome. Completely agree. The shit that makes the news is the kid who calls 911 when his mom has a stroke. Boring! i would enjoy seeing this on the news.


IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)




Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)


MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.


TAGS: it is illegal to molest a butterfly in pacific grove ca why does the rest of the country allow this atrocity
Rating: 3.88/5

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Cubbybear - April 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
As a child I molested a lot of butterflies...I'm 88% cured
MrRandom - April 10, 2010, 2:19 pm
Truly some sick and disgusting folks in the world. Thankfully, motifake keeps about 80% of them from running amok.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:08 pm
what is wrong with some people
sickartist - April 10, 2010, 8:21 am
It's illegal in Arizona to molest a cactus also. 5L


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CRaSH...doesn't wanna sign in - May 3, 2009, 10:43 pm
What a pair of flamingos.
Lloyd - December 11, 2008, 6:49 pm
Denny Crane.


$42,000,000,000.00 SHORTFALL -


TAGS: political illegal immigrants
Rating: 3.63/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Please refrain from discussing politics here. We do not allow it anymore. However, there is a great deal to be seen and said on our sister site: politifake.org - thank you!
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:47 pm
True very True Arizona has the right idea ty for the reality check 5/5
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm
our borders from the invasion of those who refuse to obey the law and enter this country legally.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm
Sandwiches, I don't know what dream world you live in but illegals in CA get massive amounts of entitlement program dollars and they are milking the system dry along with Am. citizens milking entitlments programs. The blame lies on DC for not protecting
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 12:39 pm
Shhh. Don't let my secret out. INS might catch me and start making me pay for my food.
sandwiches - September 20, 2009, 7:35 am
Because illegals can get free college education, free food, welfare, or non-emergency free medical care. Oh wait, they can't. Nah. Don't shift the blame, dear wannabe patriots. The blame rests firmly on irresponsible American citizens milking the system.
WTFO - May 22, 2009, 12:43 am
I haven't been to the VA yet, but I'll tell you that the service some on active duty gets sucks. They slow rolled my initial diagnosis so much that my problem has deginerated into a major issue that could need surgery.
Jmac0585 - May 21, 2009, 10:18 am
Healthcare costs would go through the floor IF hospitals were treated like any other business, and allowed to serve only those that could pay. If the Govt wants a Govt run hospital that treats anyone, fine with me. Ask the vets about the V.A. Hospitals.
WTFO - May 21, 2009, 12:37 am
Not to redirect the conversation too much (back towards the actual poster), but did anyone else hear that Barney Frank is proposing a bill that the Federal Govt bail out CA's debt? The state bones their budget and the other 49 have to pay for it!
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:51 pm
Either???
Sean - May 20, 2009, 10:47 pm
Lawyers ... only hired by other ... lawyers? Wait, that can't be right. It must be all those lawyers they put on the juries, then ... no, somethin's not right about that either.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:43 pm
Although I tend to be a "Rabid Republican" I don't believe that EVERYTHING the ACLU does is bad. But much of what they do goes against common sense.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
You were starting to worry me there. I thought maybe you were going all ACLU on me.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm
....you guessed it, a mole hill.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm
I totally agree. I'm just rambling on. Most of the cost of medical care is due to the high cost of medical malpractice insurance. Juries are constantly awarding large sums of money to undeserving plaintiffs because some lawyer make a mountain out of a...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:26 pm
social structures, maybe doctors wouldn't have to charge nearly as much as they do.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:22 pm
Mark, it's a moot point. I absolutely agree that we need people in all of these professions. Where I differ is that I don't feel we need quite so damn many. Let the lawyers build a commune, who feeds them? And if we reduced the hot coffee lawsuits in our
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:15 pm
Soldiers are necessary to protect and defend. Unfortunately they have become a tool of politicians and an extension of their will.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm
...continuances because at one time they were in the same place.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm
I think doctors have found that as long as the insurance money keeps coming in, they can keep a person alive. I've seen hundreds of lawyers keep asking for a continuance only because they hadn't been paid yet. Judges, being lawyers themselves, grant...
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
We need lawyers...we need doctors...and we need soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:09 pm
Sean - Are you trolling me?
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:49 pm
Doctors (in the West) have learned that there is no profit in curing illness.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:44 pm
I don't advocate the elimination of lawyers. I only think there are far more of them than is necessary. My niece (a lawyer) is employed, seemingly, only to create employment for other lawyers.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 9:41 pm
Speaking of self-perpetuating professions ... I merely mention: soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:38 pm
I don't know that having a 75 percent cut in doctors would be a good idea. It would drive up the cost of the remaining 25 percent just because they would be in greater demand. I've seen a lot of poor lawyers over the years but never a poor doctor.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:35 pm
But then on the other hand, if it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need lawyers. They are a self perpetuating profession. The only good lawyer is the one that's representing you at the time. In some cases even that's debatable.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:25 pm
As the famous remark by the plotter of treachery in Shakespeare's King Henry VI shows - "The first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers," - the surest way to chaos and tyranny even then was to remove the guardians of independent thinking.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 7:23 pm
We need about a tenth of what we have now for lawyers, at best. Too many frivolous lawsuits and shysters, by far.
BoneCD - May 20, 2009, 6:23 pm
A friend of mine is an emergency med Doc and he told me that 80% of the test that he runs is because the Hospital demands it to cover their ass from law suites. *gasp* no shit!!!
Sean - May 20, 2009, 5:19 pm
*gasp* a tenth of the lawyer's what? Just asking, not out of any self interest or anything ....
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
Absolutely. Medical malpractice insurance is ridiculously expensive, too. Somewhere along the line we became a nation of finger-pointers and lawsuit-happy sociopaths. I think the real solution is to have a quarter of the doctors and a tenth of the lawyers
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
...when your in a hospital, there is absolutely no reason they should charge you $25.00 for an aspirin.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:10 pm
I agree that the cost of Healthcare is way out of line but if you think it's expensive now, just wait until it's free. Doctors should be paid well to compensate for their initial cost of medical school and also for their acquired healing talents. But...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
healing people, but in making money. Is this a trait of Western medical treatments and philosophies, or is it a relatively new development unique to the US? I tend to think there's a little of both at the root of the issue.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
The problem with our system, IMHO, is the absolutely ridiculous cost of it, not the service provided. Some might say that the years dedicated to education have to be paid for, but the bottom line is that the healthcare industry is no longer intersted in
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm
Jmac - That's why I can't understand all this BS about National Healthcare. No one is ever turned away from an American Hospital. If you have Health Insurance, great. If not, they treat you anyway. If you're illegal, I think the govt. pays faster.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm
Thanks LD.
Jmac0585 - May 19, 2009, 12:18 pm
My wife is an ER nurse. When the "Swine Flu" broke, she said that had a "Hispanic Panic." Apparently when any bad medical news hits, the non-insured (read: illegal) hit the ER. "Soy sano, yo estoy preocupado de la gripe de puercos." You pay for it, CA!
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 10:59 am
5 Green-card-carrying Lions Mark!
culos - May 19, 2009, 10:10 am
The Netherlands has a fair share of immigrants as well but we went one better. Anyone that wants to settle here has to learn a bit of our language and culture and pass a test before they are admitted.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:35 am
typo: mad = made missing word: "looking FOR a better..."
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:33 am
The United States is a country mad up of immigrants. I would welcome with open arms anyone looking a better life who comes here legally, works and pays taxes, learns to speak English, and then works toward gaining full citizenship.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:30 am
The difference is that my family, and presumably yours, came to our countries legally. They worked for everything they got. Mine learned to speak English and paid taxes. Illegals do none of the above yet reap the benefits of my tax dollars.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
That's very true. In fact I worry about who might be coming over our border all the time. I just think those people want a better life just like your family and mine did when they came to north america.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:17 pm
So they didn't have laws and see what happened? Now we have immigration laws but we don't enforce them. We leave the borders open and reward illegals with welfare. A nation without border control isn't much of a nation at all.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:12 pm
No doubt the native Canadians would agree that there were no need for immigration laws until the Europeans arrived.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 10:55 pm
It seems that all of the below comments hit the nail on the head with the exception of the first one. Canuck - It seems to me that Lief Erickson, Chris Columbus, et al, complied with the immigration laws of the time. Now let's ask the native Canadians.
know_it_all - April 22, 2009, 4:08 pm
Obama doesn't care if we can afford it. He hates this country. Hence his refusal to salute our Flag and his attendence to a radical church run by an anti-American kook. It's why he closed Gitmo. It's also why he picked Joe Biden as his VP
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am
get them voting rights so they can retain power indefinitely.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am
Mark, do you mean to say that paying for millions of people who have no legal right to be in the US caused CA too much money? Does that mean the Obama entitlement state could do the same thing on the national level? I guess Dems don't care as long as they
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:03 am
Calling you a Canadian Moron would be an insult to morons everywhere.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:40 am
Ask any native american and he will tell you there are about 300 million illegal immigrants in his country.


DUCK HUNTERS PROTECT NORTHERN BORDER -




THINK FOR YOURSELF - While it is still legal ...




MEANWHILE - In Colorado...


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Greeny - November 16, 2012, 5:57 pm
If that don't beat all...


PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.


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AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 11:58 am
No trip to far, no ocean too deep, there is no escape from the angry wife.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Good'n Fan


LEGAL - She has been in our country for two years


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Rating: 2.28/5

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KRis - July 9, 2008, 1:23 pm
So hot for an 18 year old it's insane.
Charles In Charge - June 16, 2008, 7:54 pm
I wish she'd pose for hustler.. shes so yummy
usmcbearcat - April 30, 2008, 12:40 am
And thank god she is....she is hot, i'd do her


LEGAL AND ILLEGAL -


TAGS: legal illegal right wrong
Rating: 4.93/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:52 am
But everything to do with the difference between ninth grade and graduation.
Nagard - January 26, 2011, 4:44 am
Simple and true! Awesome!
Cloudchaser - January 25, 2011, 11:32 pm
Also voting 5L because this is so freakin' true! I've long thought that a saying I came up with is "Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right"
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 5:27 pm
"What's wrong is that all I ever see are posters from Airman, Culos, and this stupid Cubbybear jerk while all my posters get rejected! You're all biased! WAH WAH WAH WAH" (See Forum lol) 5L Air, 99% of your posters make me chuckle.


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EmilioDumphque - December 2, 2012, 8:54 pm
If the Indians had been smart enough to figure out how to make bronze, they probably wouldn't have had a problem. Has anyone ever seen a Pre-Columbian sword?
PapaFox - December 2, 2012, 6:51 pm
Who needs a green card when you've got a big frickin' sword.


ILLEGAL ALIENS - "Whar all de white wimmen at?"




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Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 7:22 am

easily the most expensive addition ever.


CONGRATULATIONS - We Didn't Even Know You Were Expecting Is The Father From Here?




Illegal Immigration -




EIGHTEEN AND LEGAL -


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BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:53 am
ROTFLMAO
Ed-Hyde - September 16, 2009, 7:17 am
Om nom nom
spacedog - September 15, 2009, 3:56 pm
Beauty Ron! 5L.


ENFORCEMENT -




THE PROBLEM WITH ILLEGAL ALIENS - Polluting America's Favorite Pastime With Unforgivable Infestations


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maoworks2 - April 14, 2012, 10:56 am
Must Be Canadian.


ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION - I heard of a wall that kept out illegal guests before. Where was it again? Oh, forget it.




Illegal Immigrants -




WEED -


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BuZZbomb - August 5, 2009, 10:35 pm
It may not have helped him win medals but it WOULD explain his 12,000 calorie a day meal schedule.
MachoTurnip - August 5, 2009, 9:32 pm
Weed- not a performance enhancing drug..therefore can not make you do this however it can make you THINK you are doing it..which is a whole different story haha


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crankyhead - February 9, 2012, 4:48 pm
Salma, this is a humor website. This poster is obviously a joke. A funny one too, might I add. You should lighten up, you'll enjoy hanging out at Motifake a lot more if you do.
salmatorres - February 9, 2012, 3:34 pm
stupid ignorant USA citizens, first mexicans dont wear that stupid hat and you wish to be like us, we speak more than only 1 language , what else can you speak other than english? investigate before posting assholes!
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:16 pm
CA? As in Canada? I don't think a nation can kill itself...
thehattinninja - September 3, 2008, 4:27 pm
you ca of course, go kill yourself, i think its funny


COFFEE - You Can Now Legally Marry It




CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 32 - Amsterdam. A lovely city, full of history, beauty, and life. A city where a little goes a long way. Especially when you're smoking weed in the Red Light District.


TAGS: the netherlands is known for tulips chocolate and legalized drugs and prostitution bring us back a little something cubby please
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

omnia - October 5, 2009, 8:54 am
good points but i'mnot offended. i was just joking. and godot's mask is smoking.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:20 am
Whats so bad about being known for that. Throughout the entire world, Amsterdam wins.
rerun - October 4, 2009, 9:09 am

Hey now Omnia - your avitar is smoking what? Could be a doobie, could be a cig - if you have to destroy something, make it a Bacon Burger.
Briton of Rose - October 4, 2009, 9:01 am
Sorry if I offend, Omnia, but I did list tulips and chocolate in the tags for this poster. Besides, if you destroyed the USA, who would buy all the drugs and rent all the prostitutes? Mennonites?
omnia - October 4, 2009, 8:39 am
i don't know to be happy or angry about this poster. i'm dutch so i'm happy they used my country, but seriously: is that all the dutch are known for? sex and drugs?' if you don't mind: i'm going to sit in a corner planning the destruction of the USA


HUNGRY - For delicious Trumpeter Swan.


TAGS: just waiting for it to be legalized
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by justinb

rerun - June 16, 2012, 9:55 am

welcome to the site, now bidding you a goodbye
GaryO - June 16, 2012, 9:24 am
My my my, seems it took you awhile to come up with such a richly profound comment. You must be so proud. There are other sights like this. You should go there, share.
zzzz - June 16, 2012, 8:47 am
Mooo no your just a sad arsewipe 4 a lame comment & a dumb ass for believing in hell
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 1:36 pm
Damn! That bitch is Fat!...(I'm going to hell)


MEXICANS - I'm sure you got an ID somewhere on you... We'll find it...




Legal -


TAGS: watson legal
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Emma

ACE - June 10, 2009, 11:38 pm
GOD he blesses us evrey day thank about it if there is no GOD then why evrey day is some girl turning 18?
Alex - April 15, 2008, 11:17 am
It's her Birthday today! Happy 18th! :-)


POINTLESS - It doesn't matter how old she is. She will never want to get it on with any of you. Ever.


TAGS: emma watson legal
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Ben

ashmael89 - August 21, 2008, 6:06 am
hey, hell will freeze over for these guys sometime
Jungie - June 11, 2008, 2:11 pm
My thoughts exactly.


LEGAL - Four years in mine.


TAGS: legal
Rating: 1.53/5

More motifakes by Canuck

Canuck - April 29, 2009, 12:18 am
sat=say ideas=opinions
Canuck - April 29, 2009, 12:16 am
ummmm as far as hate goes there's an old saying about pots and kettles. As to having something to sat i have to follow the spirit of the site and make a true motifake like Ronsart and Sean do for example. I dont want a forum for ideas just for funny!
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:46 pm
Fair enough, Canuck. Glad this wasn't you. But why don't you try less hate and more participate. You don't need photoshop skills. Just pics and something to say.
Canuck - April 28, 2009, 12:00 pm
Can we leave out the bikini? I was thinking more of poking fun at my cloudy-headed brethren in the original motifake style. A beautiful pic with a deceptively depressing caption.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:37 am
...unless they have a seriously hot chick in a bikini in them.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:37 am
Poster are numbered in the order posted to the site..this tunnel is number 4,065 out of a current tally of over 50,000. Definitely not recent and not from out current brother from the Great White North. Please though...no lame weed posters...
Canuck - April 28, 2009, 2:35 am
WTFO i am glad that amidst all the hostility you were still suspicious of this being mine. And hey faker get your own handle!
Canuck - April 28, 2009, 2:30 am
Not me at all folks! I vote down all tunnels and would never waste my time with this. I would make a real De-motivational poster if i had any photoshop skills. If I ever do it will be obviously mine and probably weed related.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:59 am
After all the attacks on people's posters not being "funny" enough, this is your contribution to the site Canuck? An ignorant tunnel? Tell me this is another Canuck.
ryn - January 1, 2009, 2:12 am
even if she was legal i wouldn't tap it cause shed probably moan and bitch, based on what i can see in this picture
Fit 2 B Thai - November 24, 2008, 11:48 pm
12 years in mine.
Kathleen. - May 29, 2008, 5:19 am
Anyone's legal if you don't get caught!
... - April 19, 2008, 2:26 pm
Ah. Thanks. Too bad she's legal though... = )
Canuck - April 18, 2008, 12:49 am
Chick from Harry Potter movies. I also think I should mention age of consent laws are currently under review in Canada incase anyone was offended by our extremely liberal stance on sex with teenagers. lol.
... - April 17, 2008, 11:37 pm
who is that?


Illegal Aliens -


TAGS: illegal alien spaceman mars
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

GaryO - February 27, 2014, 6:56 am
Yeah, I do like this'n. Yessir.
CloudchaserS - February 27, 2014, 4:44 am
Needs to be a Christopher Columbus Guanahani Natives version!
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 4:36 pm

This is epic!~


ODD -


TAGS: double negatives illegal clauses listen carefully or you re screwed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:20 pm
The double negative makes it perfect.


marriage -




future hopes -


TAGS: girl scouts police chase boys band illegal children
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2013, 11:52 pm
I honestly thought there was a weight limit for them to apply.
Bolverk3778 - November 14, 2013, 2:21 pm
Do you honestly think that cop is going to catch the youngster? Too many doughnuts me thinks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:17 am
I believe that this must be a reality.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:17 am
I believe that this must be a reality.
JesusWept - November 12, 2013, 6:49 am
No boys band CDs? Finallly i can see light at the end of the tunnel! 5 L's


Steroids -




AS IT TURNS OUT -


TAGS: legal system
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:22 pm
Are you sure? Because I got off.


The Eyes Are The Window To One's Soul -


TAGS: movement legalize weed 4 20
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 7:00 pm
Bell-bottoms Papa...some how I don't find that hard to believe...teehee
PapaFox - April 21, 2013, 5:42 pm
WHOA flashback... damn, where'd I put my bell-bottoms... C'mon baby, take a chance with us! C'mon baby, take a chance with us!
Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 4:02 pm

I used the scroll wheel on my fancy mouse... uuhhhh... woah. My mudulla oblongata Inna-gadda-da-vita uuhh... pizza.
MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 3:28 pm
We should be taping us talking about this stuff. Bet some of it could be pure genius. But we'll forget it and it will be lost forever! No way what-so-ever to recall it. Just gone!!!!
MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 3:24 pm
Awesome...now, move your mouse extra fast in little quirky movements on your scroll bar, up and down...SILVIE!! I said your mouse... dude you have some serious iss....shrooms?
Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 3:11 pm

Woah... I think you just gave me contact high over the internet... 5 uuhh... got any brownies?


Time Of Your Life -




Fracking -


TAGS: fracking companies lawyers questioning legality
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 10:11 pm
In all seriousness, this is sick. Purely sick. How could these families agree to these atrocious gag orders?
GaryO - August 16, 2013, 9:11 am
Wy, yes…..yes I do. Best frack ever!


THINK! - Whatever you are doing on the net now, might be illegal soon. (don't be evil)


TAGS: rnr google internet freespeech legal
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:26 am
Disagree. Agendafake -1L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 5:05 pm
Agreed! 1L
Faceplant31 - June 30, 2010, 4:55 pm
Politifake?


ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS - If you don't drown on the way over, you'll be deported anyway.




Unemployment -




Dorothy is an criminal illegal. -


TAGS: trump illegal alien wicked witch oz
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by calron

RationAl - April 3, 2017, 7:25 pm
Why are you talking to Hiliary?
mizzdizz - April 3, 2017, 2:41 am
I'm getting really tired of all the 'Trump bashing' everywhere I go, but Calron, this is actually funny! I'm actually gonna ^!


Whack -




Pushing the Envelope -


TAGS: tv shows legal silliness bs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Silverheart - July 9, 2017, 10:26 pm

I'm willing to give her a shot. I think she'd be perfect.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2017, 12:10 pm
Not sure, because I don't think anybody would be really paying attention to what's being signed. :D But I think it would be difficult for her to sign on account of 'parts' getting in her way.
Silverheart - July 8, 2017, 6:37 pm

You need to be a bit more specific - the hot signer should be, or be similar to, Denise Milani. Agreed?


Claws -




Probable Cause -


TAGS: probable cause van motorhome drugs weed illegal
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - September 21, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks for the vote(s).
concern3 - September 21, 2016, 9:43 am
Great pic, UP yours


Martin Shkreli -


TAGS: money medications fraud illegal fbi
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - April 3, 2016, 3:20 pm
The real crime is that you think he could have afforded to buy a few more vowels for his name.
mizzdizz - April 3, 2016, 12:50 pm
In order to prosecute successfully, the amount of evidence required is not always attainable. Some times you have to settle for whatever charges you can prove and hope they become Bubba's favorite lavorite luvchild. May he catch an incurable strain of syf
concern3 - April 3, 2016, 7:45 am
The love of money, A definite UP yours
Reality Lord - April 3, 2016, 7:09 am

but like al capone i hope he rots in jail from some horrible disease


Exercise: here's your motivation! -




Legalize It ? -


TAGS: legalize pro s con s marijuana
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Cannabal - December 11, 2013, 9:43 pm
Pro: Availability. Con: 25% sales tax (in Colorado.)


Undocumented -


TAGS: undocumented illegal immigrant hide
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 22, 2017, 3:56 pm
Good thinking ;)
Silverheart - March 22, 2017, 1:53 pm

And please - we need more motifakin' fakers in the Poster Evolution thread!
Silverheart - March 22, 2017, 1:53 pm

Didn't I just see this pic this morning? Noone else playing in the Poster Evolution thread, making it a tie by default. So why not both of us be winners?


Propaganda -




Damn Right! -




IRISH SPRING -


TAGS: ireland gay marriage legal
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - June 14, 2015, 5:17 am
Thank you all. It's a tough road here. You guys put out top notch posters. Thanks again.
rerun - May 30, 2015, 12:31 pm

I support gay marriage, live in Texas. Guess I'm screwed.
Cloudy - May 30, 2015, 3:56 am
Ireland legalizes gay marriage and they get a rainbow. Texas bans gay marriage and they get historic flooding
GaryO - May 29, 2015, 9:11 pm
Dang, now I gotta switch soap. Don't stay gone so long. Miss yer posters and comments.
mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 9:01 am
PG!!! You're back!!!! I like to cruise the archives now and then. Luuuuuv your stuff!!! This is very clever! LUV it! 5L!!


MAN'S LAW - Should It Really Trump What God Gave Us?


TAGS: politics legal wanted herbs law
Rating: 0/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

robbidos - August 10, 2012, 12:48 pm
according to the books they hand out in prison, yes.


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